Personalized comedy gifts

Your petty thoughts, officially printable.

Turn inside jokes, workplace drama, relationship arguments, and ridiculous quotes into awards made to gift, film, and share.

Digital awards from $7.99 · Printed gifts from $19.99

Official finding

Guilty of leaving one sip in the milk jug.

The Petty Press promise

Funny, personal, and never phoned in.

Your story leads

Names, offenses, quotes, and optional photos make every piece specific.

Made to look official

Professional polish gives an unserious accusation maximum authority.

Ready for the reveal

Every format is designed for gifting, unboxing, posting, and tagging.

From grievance to gift

Choose a format, tell us who committed the petty offense, and provide the evidence. Petty Press turns it into a display-worthy verdict.

The flagship

$19.99

Submit their name, the offense, and an optional photo. Receive an absurdly official printed certificate commemorating their questionable behavior.

Maximum impact

A personalized award, evidence card, sticker, mini trophy, and custom roast—delivered in a box marked “You’ve been reported.”

More ways to be petty

Petty grievance pending?

Give the group chat something better than a screenshot. Turn the story into a gift they’ll never live down.