Serious design for unserious disputes.

About Petty Press

Petty Press turns the comments people mutter under their breath, text to the group chat, and repeat for years into personalized comedy gifts that look delightfully official.

Our Mission

To give inside jokes, workplace drama, relationship debates, and ridiculous quotes the professional documentation they clearly deserve.

How It Works

Tell us who committed the offense, what they did, and any details that make the story yours. We transform it into a personalized award, certificate, plaque, card, or digital graphic made for gifting and sharing.

Questions About Your Case?

Visit our FAQ for ordering, customization, shipping, and product details. We are here to help make your grievance official.